I Can’t Rap. Can you?

My New Year’s resolution is to only blog about rap music. No it’s not, that would be stupid. I don’t know the first thing about rap music. However I am going to start the year off with two new acts that have been quick out of the blocks and already causing quite a kerfuffle in the ‘blogosphere’. Yup that’s right a load of blog geeks just like you and I are getting excited, that means the A&R scouts will follow and before you know it they’ll all be tipped in the BBC Sound of 2013 poll.

 

First up lets start with Evian Christ. Now don’t get confused, Evian Christ is not a type of water for hardcore Catholics. He is in fact a mysterious producer. Yup another one of them, being all mysterious, teasing us all like the cheap sluts we wish we were. For all we know he could be a spotty Harry Potter fan freash out of Lower Sixth living in Tunbridge Wells. I doubt it though, ‘Fuck It  None Of Y’all Don’t Rap is a tune, albeit somewhat grammatically incorrect:

 

 

Next up is a chap called Left Boy.

He ain’t afraid if no haters, no way man, he doesn’t need to be mysterious, he’s from Austria the most GHETTOTASTIC of all of the smaller European countries. According to his Facebook page is Ferdinand Sarnitz and he’s a singer/songwriter and producer ‘who currently makes dope music worldwide’. So there you go. FUCK Y’ALL.

 

Left Boy – Outro

 

Left Boy – I Want To

 

That’s your lot. I’m off to buy half priced Xmas selection boxes for Tesco.

 

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