A Party Political Broadcast – OF BANGERS!

Today’s blog is brought to you by the respective leaders of the 3 biggest UK political parties,  Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg. Each one will pick their favourite banger, maybe it will reflect their party policy or maybe it will just be a favourite of theirs. What ever happens remember who picked out the best tune when you go to vote on 6th May, YOUR VOTE COUNTS!

GORDON BROWN – LABOUR

Hello, I am Gordon Brown. I’m Scottish, I only have one eye and I’m very sorry. Please give me another chance.

One More Time (Dskotek Remix) – Daft Punk

DAVID CAMERON – CONSERVATIVE

Safe. Now den I iz David Cameron buh ya can call me Davo init. Our valus r propa and we iz gonna make Britin propa sick again ya get me blud? I aint no posh ya get me, i luv Dubstep n 30h!3 jus like ya.Vote for us bruv, don’t make me blaps you up init. BBRAP!

Dont Trust Me (Benny Blanco Remix) – 3oh!3

NICK CLEGG – THE YELLOW ONE

Hello I’m Nick Clegg. I don’t like nukes but I love destroying the dancefloor with a well chosen banger. To be honest I’m not sure why I’m here I only popped out for a bag of caviar.

Close To Me (Vengeance Mash Up) – The Cure vs Lil Wayne

Well that’s your lot people. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE FOR? Phone lines will be open on 6th May. Other parties are available. Check out the manifesto links below:

Labour Manifesto
Conserative Manifesto
Lib Dem Manifesto
Green Party Manifesto
BNP Manifesto

3 Responses to “A Party Political Broadcast – OF BANGERS!”

  1. why on earth would they bother using the clean version of A Milli? Sounds like he’s stuttering

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